Our first FoodRapist is Michal.
Michal is a 20-year-old male who hails from the 'hoods of Narre Warren. After a stint in Barwon Prison, he is ready to stop raping men and start Raping Food. Michal's favourite things include going to your local public toilet and writing offensive graffiti on the walls with his own faeces. He can usually be found watching MMA and drinking cement from his favourite mug. Michal is a vegetarian, as there are no animals brutal enough for him to eat.
Our second FoodRapist is Boof.
Boof is 21-years-old and from the wild mountains of Echuca. After a disastrous drunken rampage, Boof was run out of town. He lived off the land for 5 years, killing and eating tourists, before he settled in Geelong. Boof's favourite things include wearing animal skins and taunting the cheetahs at the zoo. Boof can usually be found in front of the television, wallowing in his own filth.
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