Michal Week 3

We apologies for the late Week 3 for Michal as he was incredibly unwell last week and was not able to rape his food as per usual. Even though it is week 4, Michal was able to catch up on his food raping as his needs were not met during his time off. The ingredients Michal had to cook with was:

- Can of Kidney Beans

- Squash x3

- Parsnip x2

- Large Bag of Doritos Corn Chips (Cheese Supreme Flavour)

- Cottage Cheese

These ingredients had baffled Michal as he has never used parsnip before in his life nor has he even ate a squash. This called for some much curious exploration. Trial and Error... After tasting the squash and parsnip (raw = yucky), he then continue with his brainstorming of what the fuck he could do with these ingredients.

After much thought, and a tear or two... Michal began creating this weeks foodrape meal. He started by pre-heating the oven to 200 degrees and picking out the larger Dorito chips and placing them carefully on a pizza pan. He then placed small squares of cheese on each chip. He then thinly sliced his squash and placed one slice on top of the chip and the cheese.

Michal then proceeded to wash the parsnip (it looked dirty) and shave small strips of parsnip. He then placed a matchstick size piece of cheese on top of the squash and placed one shaved piece of parsnip on top of that. Finally, he placed another match stick size piece of cheese on the very top, essentially creating a tower of ingredients balancing on these chips (chode tower).

He placed these chode-like chip towers into the oven and let them bake (soon realising that 200 was maybe too hot so he dropped it down to 150.

Once they were in the oven, Michal grabbed 3 tablespoons of cottage cheese and put it into a small bowl. He then diced a tomato into small pieces and mixed that into the cottage cheese. He grabbed two tablespoons of kidney beans (without the disgusting fucking juice water shit) and also mixed them into the cottage cheese. Because we don't have a blender, Michal thought he would improvise and grabbed two knives and started stabbing the mixed cottage cheese, breaking apart the kidney beans and tomato. Once it was all mixed together nicely, he placed some rocket leaves as garnish and put the bowl in the center of the plate.

He took the chips out of the oven and let them cool down a bit, placing them around the bowl. He cut a small chunk out of a squash and stuck it onto the side of the bowl. He was finished.

Much to his surprise, the dish was not a complete failure. First of all, the presentation of the dish was amazing. Both Boof and Michal agreed that the presentation would score a 9 out of 10. Creativity was unanimously decided on as being scored an 8 out of 10 as it was different and unique in its own way, there could have been room for something that bit more. Now the scary part.... taste... Michal tasted it first and did not die. Boof soon followed suit. It was amazing to think that this dish.... tasted good.... Like.... What the Fuck?... So far no food poisoning nor any deaths. Success... Michal scored 7 out of 10 for taste.

This leaves Michal with a total of 24 out of 30 for Week 3.

After week 3, Michal is at a total of 69 out of 90. He gets the sexy number... for OBVIOUS reasons.....